its-canada-here:

if you hurt ashton irwin to the point where he begins to cry i hope you know that you, your family, and all your cows are cursed for eternity

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  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

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(Source: cutelucas, via 5sexofaussies)

cliffordclues:

calmthehood:

llamaashton:

5sospenises:

*Wins VMA award* 

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they put this on the Australian news

my dad walked in and said your sydney unicorn bogans are on television 

my mum thought they were all on pot and said that they’re the kinda guys she wants me to date

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via cocaineyeezy)

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